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Armstrong to invade the Bay Area en route to Paris
Today the Tour de of California route was announced. Stage 2 of the race will start in the seaside town of Sausalito, sending Lance Armstrong and the peloton over the Golden Gate bridge on their way to...
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For Lance, Intimidation = Twitter + Cameraphone
This week Jimmy Fallon from SNL-fame joined the growing number of celebrities and athletes, such as Shaq and Lance Armstrong, who are using Twitter for self-promotion. If there’s anything that I’ve...
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If you see anyone riding this bike, please notify Lance Armstrong
Lance Armstrong woke up today ready for stage 1 of the Tour of California, only to find out that someone stole his time trial bike last night. I had this same experience in 5th grade when I woke up for...
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Armstrong breaks collarbone, goes silent on Twitter
Lance crashed today while racing at the Vuelta a Castilla y Leon in Spain, breaking his collarbone and putting him out of the racing circuit for at least 4-6 weeks. Armstrong’s Twitter account has been...
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Saturday’s Soundtrack: Bicycle Race and Fat-Bottomed Girls
The two biggest sporting events we’re looking forward to tomorrow are the first stage of the Tour de France and the annual Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest (unless you consider a William’s sisters...
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Lance’s New Goal: Prevent Contador From Winning
It’s been a frustrating tour of France for the man who had won it seven consecutive times. Today Lance was knocked off his bike on three separate occasions, putting him 10+ minutes behind the tour...
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D-Bags at the Tour de France
Tom Cruise was in attendance, along with his pal Cameron Diaz today, as the tour went through the Bordeaux region of France. They were apparently traveling together to promote Knight and Day, a...
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Contador Pacing to Break Armstrong’s Tour Record
Alberto Contador has won 3 of the last 4 Tours of France, and the only reason he didn’t win in 2008 is because his team was barred from entering. Lance’s disdain for Alberto is well documented....
View ArticleTour de France: Where car crashing into bike riders happens
Just leave it to France to F up everything. You would think it was an Asian driver in that French television car that managed to knock into Juan Antonio Flecha and Johnny Hoogerlan. I love how he...
View ArticleBikers: 0, Lake Michigan: 1 – Storm Owns Cyclists
Before today I always though that lakes were calm, peaceful, 4 ft deep and filled with snapper turtles. But apparently that’s not the case with Lake Michigan, which wreaked havoc on a few people...
View ArticleVincenzo Nibali gets the Tour de France kiss snub
After winning stage 2 of the Tour de France and acquiring the yellow jersey, Vincenzo Nibali got to step up on the podium and cheek kiss the two lovely ladies as part of tradition. Unfortunately for...
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